what is your best drinking story?

not gonna tell the entire thing, but i'll tell you it included about 4 margarittas, 3 shots of 1800, some screwdrivers, me yelling at some old friends, my best friends ex, trying to talk on my cell phone while hopping a fence in flip flops and one of my best friends spilling ice all over the kitchen floor and not remembering it 5 mins later and yelling at everyone for making a mess with the ice.... fun times!! lol.