Confessions of a mildly obese woman......

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I like to feel fresh. I don't shower every single day in the winter, so I keep some flushable wipes in the bathroom to "tidy up" with. I was thinking how handy it is to have these little things around, which made me think of the different reasons why one might need to use them, which led to thoughts of a carnal nature, and how they probably wouldn't make one taste very good. Do you think there's a market for strawberry flavored flushable wipes?