Are You A Domestic Goddess

How did you know? Have you had a private eye staking me out? Just in case he's given you any incorrect information, let me clarify what he has given you so far. My neighbors are lined up for three states to get the chance to have a look at my house from afar. My baked alaska never falls. My children wear white, with dainty little gloves and flowers in their teeth. My dog whose name is Duchess sports her collar of emerald cut diamonds. A quick warning where she is concerned, alway wear your sunglasses in her presence, because the light from the diamonds is blinding and never look her straight in the eye. She doesn't like that. I manicure my lush green lawns myself in my off moments with a small pair of cuticle scissors. I make the hummingbirds myself from paper machete. No Vogue, because they are simply beneath me, but my house is shown on the front pages of Elegant Lifestyles. I am beginning to become somewhat irritated, however, its becoming really cumbersome, having those photographers underfoot all the time. The Governers wife, NO. You do insult me. However, my cousin Queenie Betty slinks in my backdoor whenever shes in town and needs some ideas for redecorating. My car is in pristeen condition just having been buffed with my makeup brush, good thing I've got several or more. I attend few events as I don't like the idle chatter. Phi Beta Kappa means "fly a bit captain?", the first question asked of our private airline pilots when they are interviewed and finally domestic, no, goddess, yes! I hope this helps to clear up any questions you might have.

I am the "anti-domestic goddess."

i guess im not that perfect..but i see to it that all are clean especially on the kitchen and in the bathroom..

Oh my, how I wish I could be like that! There is nothing more I would want than a perfect home! Immaculately clean home, children smelling like baby powder and baby cologne 24 hours a day, everything in its proper place, and of course, me looking like an angel 24 hours a day...haha! That's a dream! If one part is perfect, there has to be something that's not. If the house is perfectly clean, I probably look trashy and tired cleaning all day. If I looked angelicly fresh and well kept a whole day's time, that means the house must be a mess. I probably didn't lift a finger all day long! However, it could be possible if I had a housemaid designated for each area of the house, including a nanny who would look after each and every need of my kids. Then maybe my kids and I could look nice and pretty my house in perfection all day long!

Everything you just said.. I am the exact OPPOSITE. I wish I was at least a domestic pauper. Alas, I hate to clean, clutter is my life, disorganization is how I make it through. Oh I have been able to change it, but not permanently, I eventually get lazy again. Sigh

That answer will be NOPE! LOL I am in it to live, my home is clean but I have 2 kids. I can cook and it does turn out good for the most part never hear anyone complaining. I do like to have a nice looking yard. Just a live life day to day person here.

Who want to clean when there is a good book to read? I can honestly say I am the opposite to a domestic goddess. I have plenty of relatives who spend their days trying to keep homes that could be featured in magazines. I always feel so uncomfortable in their houses. I wonder where they keep their unpaid bills, the newspapers, the magazines that have not been read, the recycling, the shoes that need to be polished etc. Do they ever lie down on the sofa or put a cup of tea down on their coffee table? Well I guess to each their own. I just hope they get pleasure out of it.

I like my house reasonably tidy but not like a palace.When you have kids you have to lower your standards or they suffer. No kids should have to be scared to move in their own home.I like the garden nice too but if we are working it could b e an extra week before the grass is cut.My jeep is a mess and thats something i'm a bit ashamed of.Even the kids moan about it,even though all of the mess is theirs.I had a mcdonalds takeaway cup lying on the floor for six weeks.I'm much tidier in my house.

Not even close. Our apartment is clean and tidy (most times), my baking is not that great even though my hubby and son still eat it, I don't own any pets, I don't have a lawn but our building manager takes care of the grounds, I don't have a white picket fence (one day maybe but it's likely to be brown), and even though my neighbor gives me her "Better Homes and Gardens" magazines, our apartment never looks like the pictures they have in them but its still home (I am allowed to dream though). As for "Fi beat a Copper" LOL I have never belonged to a sorority or fraternity or whatever they call them. From what I've seen on tv, it's just an excuse to get together and drink and party LOL I can do that without a sorority:)

No but my daughter is and it drives me nuts, there is no joy living in her house everything must be just so so, her kids are dressed in their finest, but get yelled at if they come in dirty. Her hair is always done and he makeup on every day even if she has no where to go, she says I live like a pig cause when you come to my house the dog might have toys all over the floor but we live in our house, it is not a showplace and I want to be comfortable, why be that way if it makes life merisible, all of your time is in seeing that every thing is just so so, no time for enjoying life.

No Way! I do a good job of things being clean but never spotless and you won't find a Vogue or Home and Gardens book in my home. Our home looks lived in all of the time and I like it that way.

I'm nowhere close to a domestic goddess. And I'll be honest in saying this, I probably never will be.

Umm, short answer? No. lol I don't know anyone like this either. Oh, maybe my Great-Aunt. She is as near perfection as I have ever seen. Clean house, perfect hair, perfect manners, never judgemental... I wish I could be more like her but that just isn't going to happen in this lifetime! I love her to pieces but I could never be that perfect. I am not sure I would be happy with everything so pristine and I know it would drive my husband bananas! I did laundry and vacuumed the living room today...so I am feeling good about myself today! (Only half kidding! lol)

My baking does turn out well most of the time, but I think I am not a domestic goddess as I cannot completely say that my room is immaculately clean always much more the whole house. My dirty clothes aren't always supposed to be in their right place, my rubber shoes I prefer them not to look clean...lol...my bed isn't made well always. I'm bad in terms of maintaining the orderliness of my things. But I try to.

Domestic Goddess? Nah, but not from my lack of trying. I'm a stay at home mommy so my home and family are my job. I aim to be great at what I do :) But I believe its the beautiful moments you share with your family and friends that are the most important not how tidy your house was when you have these moments. I do admire those who manage to be a Domestic Goddess and live a fun and full life.