Whta's Your Favourite T-Shirt Or Bumber Slogan
By gandatwo
@gandatwo (602)
Australia
March 18, 2008 4:25pm CST
Hubby and I spotted a great slogan on a womans T-shirt yesterday.."chocolate shrinks your clothes"..lol
I use to have one on our caravan rear window.."I do what the little voices tell me to do" sure stopped tailgatters.
Another guy was wearing a T with "God is a D.J."
How bout you,what's your favourite?
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@snowmouse1 (209)
• United States
19 Mar 08
Good Morning gandatwo,I'm not a biker chick but my husband does have a motorcycle and he took me into a shop last month that sold T shirts and motorcycle accessories. I liked the T shirt that read," If you can read this, the -ITCH fell off."
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@snowmouse1 (209)
• United States
19 Mar 08
I had to leave off the B in order to post my answer.
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@snowmouse1 (209)
• United States
24 Mar 08
Dear gandatwo my friend,
I was about to shut down for who knows how long when I decided to read my email one last time. Saw that you had given me best response. thank you for that and to you and all my friends thank you for being here on mylot. I have to be off the net for how long I don't know. I don't even know where I will be going tomorrow. I just know that I've had it with my husband and have to leave him. I wanted to wait till I had money saved up but after today's fight I'm just going to do it. I know God will take care of me and my son. I will be back here as quick as I'm settled into my new life. thank you for being a friend. love, Snow
@queenofarms (1659)
• United States
18 Mar 08
I couldn't think of any, but my boys have a few.
1.I'm not late today, I'm early for tomorrow
2.My door is always open, so feel free to leave
3.I'm trapped in my own little world. But its okay everybody knows me there.
4.There are no lumps in my gravy.
5.I don't race imports,I run over them
6.Don't judge me based on your ignorance
7.Some mornings its not worth chewing through the leather straps.
8.I'll try being nicer,if you try being smarter.
9.Help! I'm lost in a crowd of stupid people.
10.Hello! I see the assasins have failed.
11.Its ashame stupidity isn't painful.
12.I promise I don't bite hard.
13.Help! I'm being followed.
14.The car with the biggest tires has the right away.
15.Hows my driving, If complaints call 1-800-kissmya$$
16.Would you drive any better if I shoved that cellphone up your butt
17.You don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk.
18.If you can read this. your to close.
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