Out of the mouths of babes comes more than cereal....

I'm not a babe, have no kids, just cats, and they don't speak in typeable terms, but I'll tell you a couple of jokes. One is a kid joke - it goes like this: Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the stomach for it. Ok, this one's not a kid joke, but I really like it, and it's gross too, so doubly good: What did the leper say to the hooker? Keep the tip. Smiling? Laughing? Regretting your friends request?

Thats funny! Here's a couple of jokes, hope they can give you a chuckle or two! One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't, dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room." A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy." One day a guy was driving with his four-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said, "I did that by accident." She replied, "I know that, Daddy." He replied, "How'd you know?" The girl said, "Because you didn't say 'JERK' afterwards!" I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me, and always she was correct. But it was fun for me, so I continued. At last she headed for the door, saying sagely, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these yourself!"

It is not so much what my 4 year old son said as what he did. my husband was working on a farm and we lived there too. My husband was forever getting the tractor stuck in the mud somewhere and I would have to load up my boys and go help get him out of the mud. My son had a tricycle and he would be riding it on the side walk and ride off on the side. Then he would come get me and tell me he needed my help getting unstuck. I love all the stories written here.

Hi sparks, [i]hahahaha! What a confident and honest kid! LOL! Anyway, I have no kids but I heard last time from the youngest daughter of my friend who was fighting with her sister since she wants to borrow something and since her sister wont allow her, she was crying and asked her mom, "mom , when she will die?" we were laughing hard and she was just looking at us wondering our reactions! LOL![/i]

Oh my that is too funny. My 2nd to youngest daughter is now in pre k and she got picked on by the bully in her class he pull out one of her braids and she cried and told on him... Well the next day she comes home smiling and all happy and I asked if her day went well and if the bully left her alone .. She looks at me and says yep after I told on him for picking on me today I hit him in the balls. I almost doubled over and fell off the couch laughing. My daughter is learning all sorts of things in school and that is just one of them..

After my daughter's performance, my fiance and son headed outside for fresh air. While outide, Dad said to son, "Maybe we should pull the car around since your momma can't drive." My son looked up at him and said, "Mom can drive...she just can't back up or park." That little turd:)

Spark you bored tired and cranky never lol Do you know I really can not remember what mine have come out with lol I mean they are 21 and 24 you know so it is a long time ago but it funny what Children come out with lol Actually the one thing I do remember very clearly is when my Son asked me if we could not send his Sister back to the shop where I bought one and get a better one because she had just messed up the House he had built with Lego that I will never forget lol

lmao...That is way too funny..Well my kids don't say such things sorry..hehe but your discussion is funny. How can anybody call that a twinkie..lol

I have had many laughs with my kid but only the most recent I can recall. His hair was already long and I told him I would personally give him a haircut. He then asked me,"mama, are you good at it?" Of course so that we'll save the money we're going to pay the barber, I told him (but of course I was just kidding because I really don't know how to give a haircut). And his answer was, "Well then, try it on papa first so that I'll know if you really are good!"

Ok sure I have one, it is cute. my daughter when she was about 3, I ask her. "where did you get those big brown eyes?" Her replie was "from the Super Market" just as sweet and innocent as can be. It was so cute, I laughed.

LOL!!! Oh My Gosh!! I have been laughing for about 3 minutes straight ;-) This was so funny! I'll have to think on it for a few to come up with some things my kids have said. This one really was a good one though!! Thanks for sharing it.