Mum is not Funny

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I managed to get on here again while Mum has gone to the Kitchen and I thought I would take the chance to tell you what happened today Mum had left her Mobile Phone on the Settee and I decided to lie on it, well it was in my spot where I sleep, Mum should not have left it there Anyway Mum started to look for it, I watched her and thought this will teach her not to leave it in Place on the Settee. Well the next thing something started to vibrate under my Tummy and it really frightened me, so much that I leaped of the Settee, ran in the Kitchen and hid. Of course Mum thought it was so funny didn't she The reason the stupid thing had gone of is because Mum was ringing it to see where it was Mum was still laughing at me and when I came into the Living room, she made this funny comment, well she thought it was funny anyway, she said "Just because you talk to the Birds does not mean you can fly like them and started laughing again. Yes, Mum, very funny, I mean I nearly fall flat on my Nose and Mum makes fun of it So I am in a huff now and while Mum was asleep on the Settee I messed her bed up for her that will teach her But now I have to go out because I need to go so Mum now thinks it is funny because I am going to get wet and will look like a drowned Rat when we come back in but its ok I will make sure that Mum gets wet as well Love from a Grumpy Gissi xxxx