"Gravity stops you from bumping your head on the roof!"

United Kingdom
March 25, 2008 2:19pm CST
I am sure we all know this but it was something my son said. He asked if it was easier to go up or down so I said probably to go down because og gravity. I thought that was reasonable and then he made me laugh with the response which I have given as the title of this discussion. Does anyone else have weird kids who ask such questions and come out with witty retorts like that? I'm sure they do and would like to have a laugh with them if you would share.
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@kykidd (6812)
• United States
25 Mar 08
Kids say the darndest things. LOL We were all discussing who's birthdays come when throughout the year, when my nephew comes up with this response "If your birthday comes after mine, then why are you older than me". It was so cute.
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• United Kingdom
25 Mar 08
Aw, I like that one! How old was he when he said it?
• United States
25 Mar 08
I had once explained to my seven year old that if you went into outer space you would not be able to breath unless you had special equipment. several weeks later he asked me if heaven was in outer space. I tried to explain to him where heaven was. At one point I had told him that god was everywhere. He then proceeded to try to step on gods foot. He looked at me and said "see he is not there". My brain must have been working that day because my response was, in the voice of god "I move too fast for you mister.
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