And Then He Said........
By Sparks
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
Regina, Saskatchewan
March 25, 2008 11:05pm CST
Have you ever had a conversation like this:
Her: "Sweetie, look into my eyes"
Him: "Why?"
Her: "I'm feeling frisky"
Him: "You're not a dog"
Her: "Come on, sweetie, flirt with me"
Him: "Why?"
Her: "I told you I'm feeling frisky"
Him: "And I told you, you're not a dog"
Her: "Well pretend I am, and I'll get down on all fours for you"
Him: "Why?"
Her: "So we can do it doggie style"
Him: "........"
Fill in the last line. And all the why's? have been used up.
I'm still waiting for my SO to come up with one. LOL
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
26 Mar 08
Her: "Oh, come on honey, let's make puppies instead". LOL
Where have you been? You've been missed. Big time.
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
26 Mar 08
And I'd woof back with pleasure! LOL
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@flowerchilde (12529)
• United States
26 Mar 08
..it seems to me that most 'hims' would respond with something like "well, why didn't you say so! Let's get goin'"
@flowerchilde (12529)
• United States
27 Mar 08
...life is half dreams anyway.. dream about him (when you're awake) cuz there's creative power in dreams (also in our thoughts and words)...
good luck!
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
27 Mar 08
I agree, our brains are our most powerful stimulant. But sometimes, one needs to act or all those dreams become nightmares of unfulfilled desire.
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
26 Mar 08
So you see my problem? lol
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@bellaofchaos (11538)
• United States
1 Apr 08
Goo find a doggie to fill your style. (him)
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@bellaofchaos (11538)
• United States
1 Apr 08
Hmmmm I have a problem in hiding my disdain for certain people LOL!!!! Is it obvious.
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
1 Apr 08
Bella, methinks you are not too fond of my soon to be ex! LOL
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
1 Apr 08
Yep, but I love you anyway. Just don't turn that disdain on me - oh my! lol
@xxxitaliaxxx13 (179)
• Canada
26 Mar 08
lol there wouldnt be any "whys" in that sentence lol the 1st why would be filled with an.. "ohhh god yes"
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
26 Mar 08
*sigh* You must have a really fun SO. Lucky you. lol
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
27 Mar 08
He told me to go find a dog. His idea of a joke. My idea of rejection. So it will be some time before this frisky lady batts her considerable eyelashes at him again.
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
1 Apr 08
LOL. I think I'll just put the dog's water dish under his chin! LOL
@dpk262006 (58676)
• Delhi, India
26 Mar 08
The blank could be - "we will enjoy ourselves".
LOL!
How are you?
Deepak
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
26 Mar 08
I keep waiting for my SO to say "Roll over Frisky, and let's make puppies" LOL Still waiting....
I'm fine Deepak, how are you? Good to see you.
@dpk262006 (58676)
• Delhi, India
27 Mar 08
Dear! You are really very innovative! I appreciate your imagination....LOL!
I am doing fine.
Have a good day!
Deepak1 person likes this
@CanadaGal (4304)
• Canada
26 Mar 08
Him, "Arf! I'll get the collar and leash".
Sigh! I started out my day yesterday without that conversation, and without the collar and leash. It was great. Yeah, I'm rubbing it in. Because I need to prove to you just now nice I am NOT. (damn Canadians! 
).
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
27 Mar 08
My convo didn't go anywhere.*sigh* They never do. *double sigh* So the next one just might get a little rude. Stay tuned. We'll finesse the Canadian out of you yet! LOL
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@tessah (6617)
• United States
26 Mar 08
great.. now ive got Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch running through my head.
"you and me baby aint nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel.."
thank you!
try crushing up some viagra into his mashed taters at dinner ? broach the subject of you aquiring a playmate to tend to your animalistic needs? i cant fill in the blanks of his response.. i dont understand why he didnt just throw you down and take you violently at the mention of you getting on all fours. /boggle
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