what is most polite,humble or poetic way to say screw you?

usually if the person has done enough things to deserve a screw you... then i usually just say it. but if they havent really done that much and im just annoyed with them i say many different things that just seem like i have something else or somewhere else to be that is more important than sitting there having that person bother me! so it all depends on teh situation but i must admit i do enjoy a couple of the ways you put it

Just say, "I would love to stay with you if you understand what you just did"

Screw you still seems to be the most beautiful that will fit the occasion Deepti.Anyone who deserve this expression doen't deserve any poetic word.

First of all a very nice post. i appreciate the ways you have said so. I can't write poem or so. still i will say taht " I will remember you forever. I can't forget the time spent together. But i think now i need to part my way as it seems drifting away from yours. Good Bye"

Here's what I could come up with: Screw You [i]As much as I want to disagree with the way you displease me, I have to say that, 'I'm sorry' for putting up with your idiocy. Explaining it to you would be futile since your mind is rather senile, and I wouldn't like you to be bile which you already are for a long while. My apologies if you can't comprehend but, my patience, I can no longer lend. I have no intention to offend yet, this is where our ties should end.[/i]

hi deepti well now lets see Oh dear I do hate to with you part, but if you leave ,it would be smart. I know you feel you know my heart but pleae Id feel better apart Here is the door Through which you must go at your leaving I feel no woe The best people often leave But I assure you I don't grieve. Here is your hat, whats your hurry? If you do go I will not worry. But if you must really must go I really will not give you woe Stand not upon your leaving If you do not go I am grieving Why are you really leaving Goodbye parting is such sweet sorrow When you return, I ill be gone like as in tomorrow. Is that poetic enough or just plain corny, I vote for corny. he he

When I am driven to that level the most poetic and humble way of mine will be F--- off.Sorry.I am trying to be sincere here.

"You make me sick. I want to scream when I am around you. The more that I look at you, the more I want to throw myself off of a moving truck. You have frustrated me for the last time and now, I am washing my hands of you." At least, this is some of the things that I am thinking of.

well i wud just walk away from dat place or tell the person on his face straight away. rofl on ur poem

Ha ha ha ha :D deepti you are very funny. I love the part "I'd like to thumb to your eye" hahaha :D I just could not imagine what would be the response somebody was told off this way. You are brilliant. I will definitely use some of your suggestion.

To me, the most effective way to say "screw you", would be to just walk away, and ignore the person all of a sudden! That would be like saying "screw you" and not even have to say a word! That's the best way I use to antagonize my enemies!

I think the best way to tell someone ,screw you is to just say screw you,because if you tell them in a polite way they may not take you seriously,and you will still end up having to tell them in a nasty way anyway,so i say cut to the chase and tell them screw you @sshole..

You have some great sayings there but to be honest if I wanted to say something like that then I would just come out with it. I think a couple of others have given you some good responses too! I'm not a poet and never have been and words don't always come easily for me (not the nice ones any way).

Just say it like it is!! I have had quite enough of you, you had a good friend in me and are not deserving of my friendship!!!It's been an experience and now it is time for us to get on with our lives. BYE!!!! "And you WALK away from that person with as much grace as possible, head held high"