Since when did my life become a Soap Opera?!?

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I have a job (for a couple more weeks)I pay taxes, why all of a sudden has my life turned into a bad plot from one of those afternoon soap opera's. There is just waaay too much drama. So today (for those of you who have been following my exploits at work) the girl whom I work with who I used to be interested in, but basically told to go away had some things to say to me. We've been doing a pretty good job of avoiding each other the last few days but today she decides to speak about how she doesn't want me to leave on bad terms with her, and wants to be there for me, and wants .. haha.. (get this) ... a kiss to remember me by. WTF? Then another female coworker comes out and says, "You need to get laid," and starts suggesting I hook up with my former boss who was always hitting on me when she worked at the company. Again...WTF? She was at the point of calling her to tell her to meet in the parking lot... My g-d... At this point I told the first girl, well basically nothing. And my other co-worker that there is no way in hell I want anything to do with my former boss. So what do you guys think? What would you do... at this point I just want someone to timewarp me two weeks into the future so I never have to see these people again. Is it just me or....?