A Private Part Joke

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An old man Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Sheers asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Sheers,” said Mr. Wallace, “My private part has died today, and I am very sad.” Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, “Oh, I'm so sorry Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences.” The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Sheers. “Mr. Wallace,” she said, “You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas.” “But, Nurse Sheers,” replied Mr. Wallace, “I told you yesterday that my private part died.” “Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?” “Well,” he replied sorrowfully, “Today's the viewing!”