funny cooking stories

I was cooking a marshmallow in the microwave that i didnt know my cousin put something metal in it. So when i heated it up to see it grow big it blew up and knocked the microwave door in my face. Lets just say it wasnt the prettiest thing

lol I was playing ninja gaiden and cooking ribs at the same time. I had a huge knife in my hand and I decided to throw it up in the air and catch it. Bad idea I ended up stabbing myself right in the middle of the forhead lol. another time I was cooking a frozen pizza and I decided to pull it out the oven wiht my hands and quickly put it on a plate*LOL* so right when it gets to the plate I burn the crap out of my hands. I toss the pizza up in the air *natural reaction * the filling hits me square in the eye im screaming and stuff but still attempting ot catch the pizza I throw it back in the air more filling is still burning me but for some reason try to catch it again then I finally decide to let it drop. the whole time my roomate was laying in the floor laughing at me lol

i was preparing pasta so i took the recipe book in front of me i started, before cooking start i have to boil the pasta for 9min, so kept the pasta on stove, and went to see a movie also i set the alarm and and and the alarm didnt rang. so when i remembered that i was doing some thing it was to late. the pasta become paste/creamy thing and the plan floped very badly, LIVE AND ENJOY YOUR LIFE

I was making cookies once, and I needed softened butter. I was impatient and decided to put the stick in the microwave. I left the room for a second and when I came back, the microwave was on fire and so was the kitchen counter. It was then I realized the butter wrapper was partly tin foil, and you dotn put tin foil in the microwave!!

Well a couple of weeks ago I was making my sourdough bread and I made two batches. I was so happy to be done and started cleaning up and went to put my starter back in the fridge and it hit me I put everything in the sourdough bread except the Bread Starter. I put it in the first batch but forgot it in the second. About 7 years ago when I was in the girls home I was making dessert for everyone. Like 100 people. So I made it and cooked it and when I served it I realized something was bad wrong. The recipe called for like 4 cups of sugar and the sugar and salt were kept in big garbage cans on rollers. Needless to say me and the girl helping me did not read which one we were using. So we used 4 cups of salt. One morning in the girls home I was making biscuits and had used the normal 12 cups of flour, which was all that was left. So Brother Johnny come in when I was pouring the milk and said always use more than you think you need and added more milk before I stirred it. They were so sticky it wasn't funny. One of the boys from the boy's home laughed and laughed and said that they were gonna be the worst biscuits ever. So since we were out of flour I searched for something to help out all I could find was Bisquick. We had plenty of biscuits left so leftovers for anyone that wanted them. The guy that laughed at me said that they were the best biscuits he had ever ate. And he actually ate like four or five of them. From there on out I cooked all the time.

I have a story that happened to my Aunt. She had bought her first microwave and decided to heat up a mince pie. She put it on for 10 minutes thinking that it would take as long as a conventional oven - you can imagine what happened. At least she took it out of the foil tray first!

I've cooked rice before that your supposed to add flavoring and water too and forgot the water and cooked it and it burnt lol. Sometimes I am just really forgetful that way. I just ate cup of noodles. I dont like them but I accidently bought them thinking they were the regular ramen noodles and so now I have to eat them so I dont waste them or the money I spent on them.

these stories doesn't sound funny but careless