If you have the 'Horsey Gene' you will most likely relate to this oldy

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Why Keep a Horse instead of a Man I came across this with some of my old horsey papers, I don't know where it came from but it's a goody. Ive added & cut a few Horses love it when your friends come around Horses think you sing just fine Horses don't expect you to call if your running late The later you are, the more excited they are to see you Horses don't notice if you call them by another horses name If a horse is gorgeous, other horses don't hate it Horses never need to examine the relationship Horses never critize Horses don't want to know about every other horse you've ever had Horses don't cry Horses don't shop Anyone can get a good lookiking horse Horses forgive you for playing for other horses Horses don't mind if you give their offspring away Horses don't care if you use their shampoo Horses parents never visit Horses are ready to go 24/7, you never have to wait.