Go fetch the paper honey!

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So, I know that you can't teach an old dog new tricks. I know for a fact that's true with men as well... or is it just the men I meet? I believe a man can be trained just like a dog can if they are still a puppy.... haha. Seriously, tell a dog no, and hit him on the nose with a newspaper. Tell a man "No!" and take away his toy. Dogs pee on things, men do too. It's almost like they've evolved from dogs.... You can play fetch with them, feed them, play with them. It's just like a pet. Haha I'm not trying to be sexist. I've just noticed that the same things dogs do, men do.... and little babies too. HAHA I'm really not being sexist, just noticing the similarities between the both.