Weirdest thing happened today April 1st
By raydene
@raydene (9871)
United States
April 1, 2008 9:44am CST
I get up each morning and
go down to the basement
to check if the wood furness
needed it's breakfast.
This morning I was looking in the furness
when I heard something behind me
I turned around and an alligator
was laying there amoung the piles
of wood that the boys had thrown in
yesterday and I realized that one
of my sewer pipes was broken.
Where do you think it came from?
And what do I do now?
oxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoHELPoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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15 responses
@wolfie34 (26771)
• United Kingdom
1 Apr 08
I strongly suggest you buy yourself a crocodile, I think you can get them from the local pet shop they are reasonably priced and usually they find their own food, rather than having to provide it for them, then if you take your crocodile and introduce him, or her! to the alligator then they'll occupy each other and won't bother you any more my friend! Do you know if the alligator is male or female? I think crocodiles are easier to breed than alligators but don't take my word for it. I can give you a link about crocodiles as pets if you need it ;0)
@raydene (9871)
• United States
1 Apr 08
Now Darling
You know your Momma is
cool, calm, and collected
in an emergency.
Besides he said he would
be happy to put wood in the fire
if he could stay for a day or two!
He had a fight with his roommate
and needed some space!
oxoxxoxoxoxo
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@whiteheather39 (24403)
• United States
1 Apr 08
Yeah Right! and I had a polar bear in my backyard. Happy Fools Day!
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@whiteheather39 (24403)
• United States
1 Apr 08
I don't mind him staying but he is so afraid of my chihuahuas I'm afraid they will attack him.!!!
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@Debs_place (10520)
• United States
1 Apr 08
I think you are trying to fun us...I don't think alligators do well in a climate that requires a wood furnace. If you had said skunk or squirrel...i would believe it.
Actually yesterday we caught a squirrel on our shed resting in the sun, he was laying down with one paw hanging over the edge...wish I had taken a picture of it.
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@Debs_place (10520)
• United States
1 Apr 08
Please tell you that you went and got a tetanus and rabies shots...and you are not just here talking to us because you got lucky?
I had bats in my house ...that is scarier I think then squirrels.
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@raydene (9871)
• United States
1 Apr 08
Hi Hon
Last spring we had a baby squirrel in our house.
It took me 2 days to catch the little bugger.
He bit me and scratched the crap outta me...
little monkey...but he was sooooo cute.
When i got him outside and let him go he
ran a couple of step then just turned and looked
at me like he was trying to figure out
why he was alive and free!
xoxoxoxoxoxo
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@Grandmaof2 (7579)
• Canada
2 Apr 08
I feel a tug on my leg. I think it's April fools day!!!
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@Polly1 (12645)
• United States
1 Apr 08
This has got to be an April fools joke, if it isn't I think I would have done something in my pants. I can't imagine turning around and seeing an alligater. I am aswering this thru my email, so I haven't read any of the other responses. I just responded to an April fools joke from Lori, she got me too.
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@GardenGerty (160663)
• United States
7 Apr 08
I never did respond to this, and I guessed it might be an April Fool's day joke, so when I get out of my e-mail and over to the whole discussion, I will be very surprised if it is not a joke.
@winterose (39887)
• Canada
4 Apr 08
call the animal control?
or is this an april fool's joke.
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@shell52 (144)
• United States
2 Apr 08
I wonder, are you sure you didn't go to Scottland in your dreams and spend the night at the bar? Hee Hee Happy April Fools! I know better cause it's just too cold. We have ice on the ground and I think that is enough to keep the varmit in Florida cause his belly would be awful cold crawling around. I got a e card this a.m. that when it came up said this is the end of the internet. My heart nearly stopped because I though I had made a mistake opening it. And as I read on it said now you have to get paper and pencil and write letters. That jump started my heart again. It was a scary thing at first. Joke was on me.
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@pyewacket (43903)
• United States
2 Apr 08
Hehe..April's Fools to you too raydene..great sense of humor
Actually I would think if you had the room a gator would make a nice pet...a watchgator
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@BYOLA2871 (4371)
• South Africa
2 Apr 08
if your enviroment is swampy obviously the alligator came in from the swamps,thanks to God that no one was hurt what would have happened if it was the children that went in there,please just try to make sure you fix the sewer pipes,it could have been washed up the pipes by heavy flooding