On a hilarious mood
By BYOLA2871
@BYOLA2871 (4371)
South Africa
April 2, 2008 10:29am CST
The following are real answers to examinations by high school students:
1. Give the meaning of the term “caesarean Section”
Ans: the caesarean section is a district in Rome.
2. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
Ans: he says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
3. How can you delay milk from turning sour?
Ans: keep it in the cow.
4. What does “varicose” mean?
Ans: nearby
5. Give an example of a fungus .what is characteristic feature?
Ans: mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas.
I wonder what our students are turning into just thought we need a little laugh but I was amazed at these answers.
3 responses
@BYOLA2871 (4371)
• South Africa
3 Apr 08
yeah those kids are a bunch of commedians if you ask me but its funny that these were answers to a general paper test in a school about 3months ago,i laughed my head off when i read their answers.I thinkits time to start a commedy class dont you think so?
@olivemai (4738)
• United States
2 Apr 08
1.) Students did not pay attention. 2.)Students were absent the day of instruction. 3.)Student was being creative, actually came up with a good answer! 4.)What kind of test has all these questions on it? Seems like several different subjects to me! 5.)I am not sure what is wrong with this one! I guess the answer had more to do with cells and air, stuff like that? 6.) I love multiple choice tests, it is much easier to pass even if you did not study enough!
