Joke ~ Everybody has doorbells - and they all work!"

good way to make people work

This is too cute. I cant imagine sending a 3 1/2 yr old to play alone but the things they think of are so funny.

sounds like he had a goodtime ringing everyones door bell how cute.

LOL i have a little boy a few houses down that likes to knock on doors

Leave it to a kid! You can never second guess what they'll do next. That's one of the things that makes them so loveable!

There were 4 sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business.They had a lot of discussions on the type of business and finally decided to start a hotel. They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel. The hotel was inaugrated and was awaiting its first customer. The sardars waited and waited but nobody turned up. The story was the same the next day. A week passed but noboby turned up. WHY ? - Bcos there was a sign at the entrance "Visitors not allowed." After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipments and soon started the garage. The 4 sardars waited that day for the first car to arrive but no car entered their garage. They waited for one day, 2 days ,a week but no car came to their garage. WHY ? B'cos their garage was on the first floor. After this failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi driving. They bought a new Premier Padmini running on CNG and began to look for passengers. They drew past Churchgate but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Nariman point yet nobody hailed their taxi. They drove to Chatrapati Shivaji Terminus, even there nobody hailed their taxi. In desperation they kept on driving all around Mumbai but alas no one hailed their taxi. WHY ? B'cos all the four sardars were sitting in the taxi. All the 4 sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb and decided to push their taxi into the sea at Marine Lines. They started pushing their taxi. They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch. They decided to rest for the night and start the next day. The next day the story repeated itself. The taxi just wouldnt move. They pushed for a whole week but the taxi wouldnt budge. WHY ? B'cos two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from behind. Back

This is too Cute, and I am sure something a typical child would say.

lol that would be my oldest daughter, geez nothing like being new to the neighboor hood.

Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert island. The two fought and one KILLED the other to have the lady. Two American men and a lady stranded on a desert island. They both had the lady TOGETHER. Two French men and a lady stranded on a desert island. They killed the lady to have EACH OTHER. Two Indonesian men and a lady stranded on a desert island. The first man claimed that island is independent and took the lady as his advisor. The second man swam to another island to search for jobs. Two Thai men and a lady stranded on a desert island. The first man rented the lady to the second man for 2 baht a night. Two Filipino men and a lady stranded on a desert island. The first man kidnapped the lady and asked for ransom from the other man. Two Malaysian men and a lady stranded on a desert island. The lady ACCUSED the first man of sodomising the other because she was rejected by both.

nice one yaar i must say that, now read this one A man is driving on a city bus with a newspaper on his knee. From time to time, he rips a piece off, ripping that piece into smaller ones and throwing them out the window. A passenger standing near him asks: -Excuse me, why are you throwing pieces of paper out the window? -I'm chasing away the elephants. -Chasing elephants? There aren't elephants in the city. -Well that means it's working! # Two friends: - I heard that you have founded a musical band. - Yes, it is a quartet. - How many are you? - We are three. - Three? - Me and my brother. - You have a brother? - No, why do you ask?

lol, well its funny my doorbell is not working at all today...and whole day everyone is banging on my door, it seems getting more guest today.lol