Burglar plays dead at funeral home
By shakeroo
@shakeroo (3986)
Malaysia
April 3, 2008 4:23am CST
Here is another one of those stupid criminal news for you!
A burglar who broke into a funeral home tried to fool police by playing dead, but two things gave him away. First, he breathed. Plus, he wore grungy clothes rather than the Sunday best of those settling in for eternal rest.
Police and the Crespo Funeral Home said Wednesday they had no idea what the 23-year-old Spanish man was trying to steal in the March 17 break-in at Burjassot, a small town just outside Valencia.
How stupid can those criminals be?
Read more: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080403/ap_on_fe_st/odd_spain_playing_dead;_ylt=AiIvEVcpOwkrAr6DZGg9MU7tiBIF
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@insaneduck9 (836)
• United States
3 Jul 08
Wow, criminals are getting stupider and stupider every day.
If I were the police, i would arrest the man and laugh in his face because this is a funny story. 
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@Johnnypenn (237)
• United States
15 Jul 08
You must admit, if he had been able to controle his breathing and had stolen a suite to wear, he probably would have gotten away wit it...or...burried alive...
no...deffinantly burried alive.
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