Why does the weirdest stuff happen to me?

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It is 4:21 in the morning here. I have been hanging out with my neighbors. First my next door neighbors invited me over to hang out, they were drinking like mad and their friend "Cowboy" apparently found me very attractive since he just came out of an unfortunate incarceration. Ok, nix on that one. I stayed quite sober the entire time. In fact I only had one beer and one Jim Beam and Coke. Ok, the neighbors across the way get involved. They are drinking and having a good time. This very good looking friend of theirs decides he finds me very attractive as well. He wants to "holla at me". By that, it means he wants to get to know me better, much more than he should being that he is married and so am I! He is tore up from the floor up. Ok, I haven't had intimate relations since my husband left in January. Temptation however doesn't get the best of me. We do end up talking about his relationship with his wife, somehow we end up at my house, we still talk about his wife and how bad things are, then he throws up in my bathroom, ruins my magazine rack and I clean him up and help him through the nausea. I fed him some crackers, water, nurse him for about an hour or so, then I walk him home, while he is continuously saying he is sorry and is embarrassed. Don't get me wrong. This guy is a very nice person. He has been one of our neighbors for some time now. I feel really bad for his situation because I know how his wife is. I know he would never act this way sober. I know he is going to regret everything he said and for vomiting in my bathroom lol. I hope he doesn't, we are all human and things happen. I just find myself in these very odd situations all of the time. Am I the only one?