Zeeterman's Absurdity Corner

With a wink and a twist and flick of my wrist, I singley signaled with popsicle the other Templars thru the handlebars. A gesture to sequester the jester named Chester. He came quietly to our court and as though to thwart the proceedings he proceeded to sort profusely yet confusely the loose leaflet completement of documents galore. No lawyer was needed as he self-pleaded his case in a hurry to the jury with a fury. He had proclaimed: "Strollin' Bolin's swollen colon was stolen in Poland." A bold statement indeed. After a time, a judgement was reached, and inside was decided they'd impeach. (tbc)

HNAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUURRRGGGHHH.....

Another response here gets another foul bit of poetry. C'mon! Ya know ya want it!

Help! It's already affecting me, where's my towel.

Surrealismatical Mystical Mastodon, how I loathe you. Your maticulous mathmatical maelstromery mesmerizes me. My jealousy knows no bounds. As I have singed the Sphinx's Sphincter, so shall I massacre your Mesopotamian Potato Salad Shooter.