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My fellow MyLot Americans, it is time to stand up and be counted. If you could become a write-in candidate for President of the United States, what would be your platform? Before I give my own I would like to name as my running mate the distinguished lady from Ohio,Ldyjarhead. I think her conservative yin is a perfect complement to my liberal yang. My platform: 1. The drive-thru at fast food restaurants will be operated under the same law as the express lane at the supermarket with slight modifications: 10 items or less, cash only. 2. All billboard advertising in public view must be constructed by a literate person who knows how to spell. This is America, greatest country on earth. No flaunting stupidity in public. 3. I hereby announce the Has-Been Star Reality Show Prohibition Act. If your career has passed you by, Scott Baio, find another job. There's always barber college. 4. In deference to my running mate, all sandwiches with two pieces of meat shall have the cheese placed between two said pieces of meat, ad naseum, e pluribus unum, yada yada yada, etc. Join us for a smarter America. Oh, yeah....one last thing: BRING 'EM HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!