Husband and wife .......
By jlsolbrich
@jlsolbrich (42)
Germany
April 11, 2008 1:27pm CST
An angry man said to his wife one day " I really dont know how you can be so beautiful and stupid at the same time ". The wife responded calmly, " Allow me to explain to you my dear, it is so simple, i dont know why you cant see the logic....God made me beautiful so you will be attracted to me and God me stupid so i would be attracted to you "
For all the husbands out there....... NEVER underestimate your WIFE ....lol
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18 responses
@DarlingGirl (745)
• United States
13 Apr 08
Oh, my, gosh...I have been looking for a retort for that one for a very,very, long time! THANK YOU!!!!
I will use it next time he says it. :)
@jlsolbrich (42)
• Germany
14 Apr 08
Well good luck darling, i am pretty sure he will think twice the next time he opens his mouth and say a word to you . lol
@moneyandgc (3428)
• United States
14 Apr 08
Thank you for posting this! I needed the laugh. I read it out loud to my husband and he loved it too. 
@jlsolbrich (42)
• Germany
14 Apr 08
I am happy to know that i was able to birhgten up someone´s day with this joke. I would try to find my "old diary" were i kept some of the jokes i wrote and also some jokes from friends..expect to see some more husband and wife jokes in the near future lol
@stormeetigress (487)
• United States
11 Apr 08
My husband aunt says she just lets her husband think he runs the show but she KNOWS differently!
@jlsolbrich (42)
• Germany
14 Apr 08
oohhh yeah that is true, i can still remember a line from the movie "My Big Fat Greek wedding" The mother of the lead role Ursula said to her " your father is the head of the family, but I can turn the head to which direction i want "
@stormeetigress (487)
• United States
14 Apr 08
LOL...I'm with my husband's aunt. I just let him think he's in charge of everything but in all reality I know I am!
@monishavakil (1019)
• India
13 Apr 08
ha ha ha thats a real cute one. dont think all the beautiful people are stupid though.
@gabrielle47 (1219)
• Philippines
14 Apr 08
That is an interesting story and funny indeed. But that has been a long running joke also here and can be considered a good argument with your husband/wife. Btu here, sometimes its used in all kinds of relationship when both parties enter into a happy argument.
@idaantipolo (472)
• Philippines
12 Apr 08
Nice one...lol...it appears here that the husband is the stupid one..lol...
Seriously, men sometimes do think of women as the weaker than men, but I personally do not think so. If women really are the weaker, then how come they can endure the pain of labor when giving birth...a lot of times, too, women can endure the wickedness of their husband in the case of battered wife, all because they care so much for their family and try as much as they can hold on to their marriage vows...
That's just a couple of reasons why I think women aren't inferior human beings...there many reasons.:)
@cjgrooms (4456)
• United States
14 Apr 08
After i stop laughing i have got to text this to my husband at work. It is just too funny to wait until he gets home! Thank You.
@lovespecialangel (3632)
• United States
13 Apr 08
That was funny! And if a guy ever really said that to his wife and she responded like that, he would think twice before speaking to her in that manner again.
@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
13 Apr 08
God has a sense of humor then and thats just great but we women are not stupid thank you very much.If we were we would never have married you men.
