Catholic Parrots

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A lady goes to church and to her priest she said " Father I have a problem, my husband bought me two female parrots for my birthday a few months ago, they are so beautiful and nice to look at but they can only say one thing " "what do they say?" the young priest inquired. they say " HI boys we´re hookers, do you want to have some fun?" That´s obscene ! the priest exclaimed Then he thought for a moment--------- "You know" he said, " I might have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots which i had taught to pray and read the bible. Bring your two parrots in my house and we will put them in the same cage with Frank and Peter. My parrots can teach yours parrots to praise and worship, and in no time, your parrtos will stops saying....that phrase again" "thank you, this may be indeed the solution to my problem father " The next day, she brought the female parrots to the priest´s house. As he ushered her in, she saw that the two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beeds and praying . Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots inside the male´s cage. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried put in unison, "Hi boys, we´re hookers, do you want to have some fun ?" there was stunned silence------- Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Oh my God, put the beads away Frank---Our prayers have been answered ! "