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Baby's first doctor visit A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the bby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and with a concerned look asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "breast fed" she replied. "well, strip down to your waist" the doctor replied. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for awhile in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed the doctor said "no wonder this baby is under weight. You don't have any milk". "I know". She said "I'm the grandma"Isn't this joke sooooo cute?!