silly drunk stories

I don't know if you'd find this silly... A few years back I had this drinking session with my older brother and his friends. So we all got drunk and fell asleep in different corners of the house. Around 6 am, the landlord was knocking on our door! It turned out that one of our friends went out to hang out at the balcony and fell down on a car causing this big dent on it! He fell from the 3rd floor and was left unharmed except that he had to pay for the damages. After that incident, I never hosted a drinking session in my house ever again.

My favorite "drunk story" is of my dad when my brother and I were younger. my dad was forever drunk and doing some weird crap but this one time, it was really late, probably after 2 am which is bar close time here. well my brother and I are hearing banging, I mean really loud banging outside my bedroom window. my brother looks and starts giggling and laughing and telling me to come here quick. so I run to the window and we look and there's my dad drunk as a skunk just banging like heck on the neighbors door. my brother would just rather let him keep doing it and keep laughing at him. but I say, "Dad!" and he turns and looks and sees us in the window and says "well what are you doing over there?!" lol I'm like "your at the wrong house, dad". he says "oh" and ducks and runs to our house. it was the funniest thing ever. my brother and I laughed for years off of that one.