The Honeymoon _ Joke
By asimo603
@asimo603 (1366)
Malaysia
November 1, 2006 8:57am CST
A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel in
Washington. The bride is concerned "What if the
place is still bugged?"
The groom says, "I'll look for a bug." He looks
behind the drapes, behind the pictures, under the
rug "AHA!"
Under the rug was a disc with four screws. He gets
his Swiss army knife, unscrews the screws, throws
them and the disc out the window.
The next morning, the hotel manager asks the
newlyweds "How was your room? How was the
service? How was your stay at the Watergate Hotel?"
The groom says, "Why are you asking me all of
these questions?"
The hotel manager says, "Well, the room under
you complained about the chandelier falling on them!"
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11 responses
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
7 Dec 06
That was funny! Imagine what they thought after they heard that.lol And wonddererr if they would have to pay for the damages.lol
@ricky1209 (1675)
• India
30 Dec 06
A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"
@roadromeo (376)
• India
29 Dec 06
oh...i pity the couple that was in that room below::
anyways, again a very good piece of joke to make us laugh. there should be mopre of this on this site to get us going with responding to our discussions.
thanks for that laugh...lol
@whitematter (501)
• India
26 Dec 06
lol, what about this one
A couple decided to Alaska for a romantic weekend. When they got to the cabin it was cold so the wife asked her husband to go chop some wood for that fire place. He came in after 5 minutes and told his wife that his hands were cold, so she said her put your hands between my thighs to warm them.
So he did and went back outside to finish chopping wood. He came in after another 5 minutes and said " honey my hands are cold again". So she tells him here put your hands between my thighs to warm them.
So he did and then he went back out to chop some more wood. 5 minutes has passed and he went in again and said, "honey my hands are cold again".
She then said, " Damn don't your ears ever get cold?"
@KrauseHome (36447)
• United States
9 Dec 06
Oh Wow... Hmm, this is Great, but I felt Sorry for the couple down below them.
@Amanda_NZ (125)
• Lexington, North Carolina
9 Dec 06
Thanks for sharing, I enjoyed reading this joke.
It reminded me of an English comedy show that Michael Crawford (Original Phantom of the Opera star) use to appear in when he was young called 'Some mothers do have em' He played the character of Frank Spencer. Frank would have done this in the hotel room and far worse!
@moneytree (188)
• India
11 Dec 06
Oh that was kind that the man below didnt complain in the night, i guess it was too dark.
