Lets Share A Good Joke .
By olympus777
@olympus777 (31)
Pakistan
4 responses
@naseefu (1607)
• India
29 Apr 08
Hello Olympus, here is joke
One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer were driving down the street in the same car when it broke down.
The mechanical engineer said, "I think a rod broke."
The chemical engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I think it's not getting enough gas."
The electrical engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something's wrong with the electrical system."
All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?"
The computer engineer said, "I think we should all get out and then get back in."
@Jakesnake1978 (1380)
• United States
27 Apr 08
Yeah, I know life sucks. But we should have great jokes to pass around to make everyone amused. I always make people laugh. I worry about lots of stuff, like terrible happenings. But I do have jokes that help us to become friends.
@olympus777 (31)
• Pakistan
28 Apr 08
a mom after stopping to pick up her daughter at a kindergarten found that the topic of show and tell that day was "parents occupations" The teacher pulled the mom aside and whispered "you might want to explain a bit more to your daughter what you do for a living " The mom worked as a training consultant and often conducted her seminars at motel conference rooms.why she asked Why? the teacher replied "your daughter told the class she wasnt sure what you do,but said you got dressed up real pretty and works at motel at nights"
@dragon54u (31634)
• United States
24 May 08
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, 'I'm sorry, but you scared the
daylights out of me.'
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much. The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab.................. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.'