Tell a joke please.

This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!! A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Bill Clinton... The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'how r u'. Then Mr.Clinton should say, "I am fine, and you?" Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwardswards we, translators, will do the work for you." It looks quite simple,but the truth is... When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said "Who r u?" (instead of "How r u?". ) Mr Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: "Well, I'm Hillay's husband, ha-ha..." Then Mori replied "me too, ha-ha..". Then there was a long silent in the meeting room.

Teacher: why r u late? Student: due to sign. Teacher: what sign? Student: school ahead go slow.

What is Panda greatest regret in life? Answer: Cannot take black/white photo, haha Hope you laugh!

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot. James : I want 2 b a doctor. Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother. Asif : I want 2 help Deepa .

Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" "Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it says that every 4thperson born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

A passerby watched two sardarjis in a park. One was digging holes and the other was immediately filling them in again. Tell me,' said the passerby, 'What on earth are you doing?' Well,' said the digger, 'Usually there are three of us. I dig the hole, Balwant plants the tree saplings and Gurpreet fills in the hole. Today Balwant is off ill, but that doesn't mean Gurpreet and I get the day off, does it?

Sardar Ji was Living hand to Mouth. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and told him, "I've kidnapped you." Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side of the city playground". Signed: "A Sardarji". Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree. The boy was sitting next to the bag. Sardarji opened up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000 in cash with a note saying: "How can a sardarji do this to a fellow Sardarji? Take the money, and Please leave my son." Signed: Another Sardarji

. Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine" He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement". 2 .How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board. 3. Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on the other. So a man asked him why did he do so? He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot. 4. Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar , where he lived, to Jullandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him: "Arrey Puttar, ki Hoya?" The Sardarji, obviously very tired from a long journey said, "Oye, yeh Marutti wale pagal hain, aagey jaane waste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf i?" 5. Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy? Saradji: They were 4 best friends..! 6. Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper shows Flag.Sardar: - Iss mein aur Colour Dikhao. 7. How can a Sardar Kill a Lion? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo At Ra Ra. 9. Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying .... When someone asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!! 10. Sardar with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610" 11. Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Love letter to her, " I LOVE U SISTER." 12. What is Common between: Krishna , Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..? Sardar ji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays. 13. Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour. Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey Santa: Oh, I thought it was its Skin...!!! 14. Sardar Son: "O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab ." Sardar: "Why are you praying for that?"Sardar Son: "That is what I have written in my exam." . hahahaahhahaahahha

This man walked in to a bar and said "Ouch!" I don't know why, but that one gets me every time...