do share ur jokes ....

I have a couple. A mother and her daughter go to a church wedding where they watch a beautiful bride enter dressed in a gorgeous white gown. The little girl asks her mother why the bride was dressed in white? The mother explains that she wears white because she is happy. The little girl thinks about it for a moment and says..."So why is the groom dressed in black?" ******************************************************** A couple were driving out in the country and were watching the fields in silence as they had just finished an argument. They come across a field with cows and pigs and the husband pipes up "Relatives of yours?" "Yes" she says..."In-laws" ********************************************************* A brunette goes into a store and asks for a microwave and points to a nice one in the window. The clerk explains that they don't serve blondes. She leaves, goes home and dyes her hair red. The next day, she returns and asks again. The clerk says "Sorry ma'am we don't serve blondes." The lady goes home a second time and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns and requests the item. Once again, she is given the same answer. Frustrated, she asks why they think she is a blonde. The clerk smiles and says "Because that is a tv, not a microwave." ******************************************************** A man was watching his wife one day and suddenly spoke up. "Why is it God made you so beautiful, yet so dumb?" His wife smiled knowingly and replied... "God made me beautiful so you would fall in love with me. God made me dumb so I could fall in love with you." ******************************************************** I hope you enjoyed these.