The dog ate my car keys.

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I was just surfing the net today while staying home from work and came across some excuses to use. They ranged from medical emergency's, car accidents, old boss's, stalkers, the voices in my head, but then there was one about dogs. it said I can't come in to work today. My dog ate my car keys boss: well walk or take the bus. I am walking today sir. boss: good I'll see you in a hour. I'm walking to the vet sir. I thought it was pretty funny. If your kids can swallow pennies and toys or stuff jelly beans up there nose, then why can't dogs eat keys! ;)