Whats the strangest thing your child has ever done?

Ahaha, this reminded me of a story of my sister's boyfriend when he was about 3 years old. It's actually something that continues to affect him to this day, at the age of 20 =) One night, his mother had just finished changing his nappy, and then gave him to his father, who proceeded to say that he still stunk, even though he'd just been bathed and changed. The both had a sniff and decided that yes, there was a strange odour... They found a cube of cheese wedged in his left ear that had started to go off! He'd mushed it up and rammed it right in. They had to take him to emergency =P How amusing, right? Well, now Chris can't fly in planes or swim too deep underwater/snorkle because it plays up with his ear and he gets horrible vertigo. *giggles* cheese, of all things =)

well my kids have done some good ones too. my youngest got a piece of a pink balloon stuck up her nose. the oldest got a shampoo bottle lid stuck to her lip. my sister stuck a greenbean sed up her nose and it sprouted lol. i packed my ears with dirt when i was a kid. i mean we all do really dumb stuff i guess.

My oldest stuffed the pea size gravel that is on school playgrounds in his ears..he said the other kids were too noisy. He also drank calamine lotion. I don't think my middle has done anything yet. and my youngest will stick whatever he can get his hands on in his mouth...he likes daddy's work boots which is NOT a good thing..my hubby is a plumber.

My eldest hasnt done anything like that she never was one for eating things or trying to stuff them up her nose but my youngest has tried it all, the worst trying to eat some goats poo yuk and she had the nerve to throw a tantrum when I stopped her eating it lol!

We had to take our 18 month old daughter to hospital because she had stuffed a bit of cooked pasta really far up her nose. Luckily the nurses taught me how to blow it out, saving her the trauma of getting it pulled out . She doesn't put things up her nose that often now, but when she does at least I know how to get it out!