Funniest things...

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If you have had children you know how comical and amusing they can sometimes be. I'd love to laugh today so here is my question. What is the funniest thing you can remember one of your children doing? My kids have done so many funny things but there are two that stand out to me. My daughter was almost 2 years old and still occasionally slept with a bottle. The one she used was one of those old fashioned heavy duty glass bottles. You know the kind that could crack a brick and come to no harm. At this time my brother was living with us and sleeping on the couch. One night she woke up with an empty bottle. She climbed out of her crib and walked into the living room with her bottle. She climbed up on her uncle and sat on his chest facing his face. She bonked him in the middle of his forehead with the bottle hard. When he popped his eyes open she said "dwink uncle ty". All he could do was laugh. How could you get mad at this. My second amusing memory is this. My kids were about 6, 7, and 8. My 8 year old and I were working on a project in the kitchen and the other two were playing in the bedroom. They must have been very quiet and sneaky and I must have been very preoccupied because about 20 mins went by and I got up to go check on them. When I got up I noticed the younger one headed toward the front door with a box of toys. I asked what he was doing and he said "bringing more stuff to our yard sale". What yard sale. I looked outside and these two little sneaks had lined up all their brother's toys and books on the lawn to sell. Ashley was busily marking prices on little peices of paper to lay under each item. I, of course, immediately made them clean it all up and put it away but later I could only laugh at how ingenuitive they were. Tell me your stories.