Gross...
By sisterjinx
@sisterjinx (1135)
United States
May 4, 2008 7:02pm CST
lol, I'm sorry for all the kid posts. I'm sitting here watch AFV and it got me on a kids moments kick.
So here it is.
What is the grossest thing you can remember your kiddos doing?
Ok so I have two (again probably because I have 3 kids lol)
First. When my oldest son was about 18 months old he was taking a nap in his crib. It had been quite a long time and it was still very quiet so I went in to check on him. There he was sitting in his crib, awake, with diaper in hand. He had taken off his poopy diaper and painted the wall, the crib, and himself with it. Thank the heavens I had a very good friend living with us to help me clean it all up. I was not impressed then but looking back it is pretty funny now.
The second was my daughter. She was only about 4 months old. I had just fed her and burped her. I then handed her to her father so I could go put things away. He was laying on the couch and lifted her into the air over his head. He was gently rocking her from side to side over his head saying silly things to her and gasping at her to get her to smile. I warned him she had just eaten but he didn't listen. After about 30 secs of this rocking it happened. (moms know what's coming don't you)
She threw up right down onto his face and into his open mouth. I ran right over and took her as he handed her to me and ran for the bathroom. LOL
ok what are your grossest kid moments.
2 responses
@katsmeow1213 (28716)
• United States
5 May 08
Ok lady, slow down before someone makes a rude comment again! Just kidding.
In all seriousness, Gawd I don't think I want to share this, I have told so few people, but...
Ok, well there was the potty training years with the twins, thank God that's over. It didn't take long for them to do #1 on the potty, but #2 ended up everywhere else. Yeah, then they used it to draw on the walls, or so it seemed because it was literally everywhere! Nasty!
Yeah, I have one that's worse, but I really don't want to share, so we'll stop here.
Sorry!
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@sisterjinx (1135)
• United States
5 May 08
LOL you are so funny. It's ok if you don't want to share the really gross one. You made me laugh anyway. 
@phoenix25 (1541)
• United States
8 May 08
My son also spit up into my husband's mouth once. He was playing with him and holding him above his head when my son spit up. Unfortunately, my husband had his mouth open at the time and got some in his mouth. Pretty gross. Glad it wasn't me. The only other thing I can think of is when my son was about 2 he took his diaper off and got little rabbit poops all over his room. Luckily it was just rabbit poops and not gloopy, nasty poop. I would have to say the *messiest* thing he has ever done was to spread chocolate frosting all over my kitchen after spilling a box of red velvet cake mix all over the floor and dumping out a couple of packets of red (had to be red...) koolaid all over the counter and floor. Needless to say, mom was not a happy camper. Do you know how hard it is to clean up chocolate frosting?
