Whats the most funniest / awkward position a child has put you in?
By Bijou1
@Bijou1 (160)
Australia
May 5, 2008 5:44am CST
I was around 8 months pregnat and my son and i were in the bank. There was people everywhere, and the line was long and at a complete stop. It was completely silent. Right behind us was a large family of Aboriginals. My son looked at my pregnant tummy then said in is his extremely loud voice, "mummy, what happens if the baby comes out black?"
oh my god, i nearly died. Everyone, i mean everyone heard. I had no idea what to do or say. I turned bright red.
I know there has been a million more cringe worthy moments, but i think i am immune to them now.
3 responses
@palonghorn (5479)
• United States
5 May 08
LOL, I can't really remember my daughters ever really doing anything like that. However, when I was around 4, my mom went on one of those liquid diet drinks, she would fix us dinner and then she would have her diet shake drink. This was in the esrly '60's, and we used to always go to the same pharmacy, which was owned by a very nice man. I told him, 'mom doesn't eat with us anymore, she just sits in the corner and drinks' LOL try to get out of that one! LOL
@Ravenladyj (22902)
• United States
5 May 08
LOL thats too cute!! I think the one I remember most is when some Latter Days came knocking at our door when my daughter was just a baby and my oldest son was 2 yrs old...I was in the bathroom and my boy answered the door (which he got in trouble for)...when the ladies asked "is your mummy home" my son informed them...."yep but she's having a p00p" when I made it upstairs I was SO embarrassed 
(I'd heard what he'd said to them) LOL luckily they were totally cool about it (yes they waited go fig LOL)
(I'd heard what he'd said to them) LOL luckily they were totally cool about it (yes they waited go fig LOL)
