The best joke I have heard in a long time.

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I just heard a joke yesterday and want to share it with you. Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years.Each morning Bob wakes up and farts loudly,rolls onto his back and gets up for work.Every morning for 15 years Martha says,"one of these days your going to fart your guts out". One Thanksgiving morning Martha was preparing the turkey and gets an idea.Before her husband wakes up she creeps upstairs and plces the turkey innards in his pajama bottoms,giggling to herself. Later that morning Bob gets up and goes through his morning ritual.He screams as he goes running in the bathroom.Martha laughs,but is concerned when noticing that Bob has been in the bathroom for 3 hours.She runs upstairs and is about to knock on the door when Bob opens it up,pale He says,"You were right,you were right.I did fart my guts out,but by the grace of God and these two fingersI go them back up there again". Isnt that hilarious?I thought so.Have you heard any good jokes lately?Please share.