Jokes/Pranks

Here's my fave joke. Q. What does an agnostic with dyslexia & insomnia do? A. Sit up all night wondering if there IS a dog. /o) Maggiepie

Get some geen jello and mash it up with some tiny bits of balled up lettuce Stuff it up you nose. When someones watching, fake a sneeze all over your hands. For best effect, eat it!

My favorite prank (many many years ago) was when we had a neighbor that no one liked (and it was for good reason) we would put an out house against their door. One guy had a small car that we blocked his front door that way, we (about ten or twelve ) took his car and lifted it onto his porch so that he had t use the back door to get out. These people never caught on to who did it.

There are so many good jokes in my country. Even sayings are made as jokes. Here are just some: - Birds of the same feather are the same birds. - Birds of the same feather forms a good feather duster. - An apple a day makes seven apples a week. - Do unto others... then run! - No man is an island because time is gold. - To err is human. To errs is humans. - When it rains, it floods. - When all else fails, follow instructions. Sometimes, the sayings created as jokes need parental guidance. :)

I'm not into comedy. To be more specific the ignorant ones. I am more of a sarcastic person by nature. I observe and smirk at people's habits and quirks. Although, I have scene a couple pranks done on my friends. I didn't take part in it because I had no interest because I knew how they would react. I think it depends on the person's character. Jokes, on the other hand, are okay as long as it doesn't hurt anyone.

I love jokes, it really makes me laugh. I have a lot of jokes but mostly in visayan and tagalog so it wont be understood by most of the people here. I will try to find some english jokes I will post it here soon...