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a parrot swallows a viagra tablet his disgusted owner puts him in the freezer to cool off. later when he opened the freezer he found the parrot sweating. HOW COME YOU ARE SWEATING? he ask. the parrot replied "do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?"

Hello Jannijanni, I can share here some jokes. Talking Too Much Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good...mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Nina is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit." Nina's dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back: "Please let me know if your idea works on Nina because I would like to try it out on her mother." Thanks