If you were in a movie, would you play the hero, villian or bumbling side-kick?

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The other day we were watching the Simpsons and they had an episode where Hollywood turned Homer Simpson into a TV show. The show portrayed him as bumbling side-kick to an action hero. And, I guess that's more reality of what Homer Simpson would be. If your life were a movie, would you play the hero, bumbling side kick or villain? In real life, I would probably be none of the three. I'm not a hero, bumbling side-kick or villian. I'm like that person who the hero goes to for consulting work. Guess that's not a big deal in the movie, but the role is always essential to the hero's success. I'm pretty good with computers and the Internet and stuff like that. So, that would definitely exclude me as hero. Well, I guess I would sort of be a hero in a Matrix type movie. That guy was good with computers. And, Indiana Jones is a professor in his life, when he's not exploring ancient ruins. So maybe there is room in Hollywood movies for brainy heros, too. So, how about you? If your life were a movie, what role would you play?