What kind of crazy or restrictive rules have you had at your workplace(s)?

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A couple of months ago, I quit my most recent job after 4 years. They had a very odd culture of rules which I eventually got used to, but whenever I told people about them, they would think I was nuts working there. 1)We had to dress "professionally" because theoretically customers could come in anytime. (Dress pants/shirts/ties for men. Women had more variety but tons of restrictions). Now, my job there consisted of sitting at a computer and dealing wtih customers by phone. In 4 years I met ONE customer; though I will admit they do go through the office sometimes, half the time THEY wear jeans, capris, polo shirts, etc. But "appearances" are everything to this company. 2)Only 1 or 2 personal items allowed on the desk.(I heard both and never did figure out if it was 1 or 2).--Now I have worked places where the clutter was out of hand, and I get distracted with too much junk around, but really. I will grant that this was rarely enforced, but it was enforced quite arbitrarily. 3)Working on one file at a time--This was a nightmare before we went "paperless". In the strictest sense, following this rule meant taking out a file, working on whatever needed to be done, putting it away, then taking out the next one. God forbid a phone rings and it is a customer asking about THEIR shipment. Theoretically you would have to put away file you were working on, take out new file, deal with customer, put it back...try to remember what you were doing as you put other file away! lol Thank God this was only enforced during our internal audits, or if a high-level company person was at our office; even our branch manager understood this was impossible. 4)Everything cleared off desk at the end of the day.--I understand the need for a neat desk, but the time wasted the next day, taking everything out, trying to figure out where you left off, etc., made a serious dent in productivity. Not to mention it was annoying. 5)Phone had to be answered on 4 rings (sometimes changed to 2), even before and after hours. E.g. office hours are 8-5, if you are there at 8 trying to get work done, you still have to answer the phone. I should note that due to the industry, we were dealing with people around the world, so to be fair, we could get important calls at any hour. But if you answered in off hours, there was a good chance that it would be a call for someone else and you can't help them...but we couldn't say that, we still were required to try...even if it was for a different department that left 3 hours ago.... So what kind of rules have you encountered. Please leave out company names to protect the guilty!