A talkative wife

China
May 25, 2008 5:09pm CST
A man and his wife are driving when a cop pulls then over The cop asks the man Do you know that you were speeding The man replies no sir The man's wife then says.Yes you know I've been telling you to slow down Shut up the man says to his wife Then the cop asks well did you know that the tag on your licese plate is expired? No sir the man replies His wife yells I've been telling you to get it up to date for 2months!SHUT UP!the man yells to his wife again.Mind your own business!Curious the cop walks over to the woman and asked her Does he always talk to you this way?No she replies, only when he 's drinking!
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14 Jul 12
When a man has such a friendly wife he needs no enemies. I enjoyed the joke very much. I used to have a coaster which read, "Let them think you're stupid. Don't open your mouth and confirm it." Maybe, the wife had not seen a similar coaster.
@SomeCowgirl (32191)
• United States
26 May 08
Oh yes I have heard that joke before, it's always funny. Great joke, and it just goes to show you that you should listen to your wife... or husband for that matter... lol.
@suz1000 (159)
25 May 08
ohh hahaha love that one!