The Bar
By magrylouyu
@magrylouyu (1627)
United States
May 27, 2008 9:28pm CST
Aman walks into a bar with a paper bag.
He sits down and places the bag on the counter.
The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.
The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about nine inches high and sets him on the counter.
He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well.
He reaches into the bage once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano.
The little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart!
"Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.
The man responds by reaching into the paper bag.
This time he pulls out a magic lamp.
He hands it to the bartender and say:
"Here. Rub it."
So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing be him.
"I will grant you one wish... just one wish... each person is only allowed one!"The bartender gets real excited.
Without hesitating he says, "I want a million bucks!"A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar.
It is soon followed by another duck, then another.
Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!
The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million buck, not a million ducks."
"No CRAP!" says the man, "Do you really think I asked for a 9 inch Pianist!!!!"
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7 responses
@positiveminded1977 (7072)
• India
28 May 08
Ha ha I wonder what he will do with a million DUCKS!! Gosh, what a mess!!
@magrylouyu (1627)
• United States
28 May 08
I would say that is a good size mess. LOL. Thank you for your response.
@magrylouyu (1627)
• United States
28 May 08
Thank your for both of your responses. I thought they were pretty funny myself.
@greenline (14838)
• Canada
29 May 08
Ha ha ! That's a good one. I am now afraid to make any wishes now !!
@jessieBee (1046)
• Trinidad And Tobago
28 May 08
I like it. first stupid genie/deaf one I've ever heard of.
@magrylouyu (1627)
• United States
28 May 08
Yes that's for sure. I've never heard of a deaf genie before. Guess there is a first for everything. Thank you for your response.