Whatever happened to being able to just buy a cup of coffee????

Wow, a mocha fudge, triple espresso, vanilla enhanced, Peruvian blend, frappuccino mixed cocoa bean flurry with a cinnamon twist sounds delicious!!! Sorry but a plain coffee with milk sounds very unadventurous and boring after that!!! But I know what you mean. Sometimes I just want a coffee. Fortunately I have a coffee pot.

We only have *counts* six types of coffee on the menu (though we'll make up anything you might want if you can describe it), we're just a small cafe (though we have close to about forty teas). If someone comes in and asks for a coffee they get an Americano with cold milk in a ceramic jug, no questions asked. However... you get that coffee up to them and they'll say "Oh, I wanted a cappuccino." Well why the hell didn't you say cappuccino?! Maybe the people that serve you are trying to work out how to ask if it really is just a coffee you want? Believe me, some people take it as an insult. Sometimes I don't want a mocha fudge, triple espresso, vanilla enhanced, Peruvian blend, frappuchino mixed cocoa bean flurry with a cinnamon twist! That sounds amazing! lol

Surprised at the array of coffee? This a list of organic teas that one company I know sells: (includes black, green, white, herbal and oolong teas). It opened my eyes! White Peony Silver Needle Silver Tips Reserve Flower Fountain White Pomegranate White Blueberry Oothu White White Shizandra Cloud and Mist Dragonwell Japan Sencha Japan Genmaicha Snow Mountain Green Cherry Sencha Green Earl Grey Pinhead Gunpowder Dragon Pheonix Darjeeling Green Jasmine Green Arjuna Flower Peach Precious Eyebrow Kashmiri Chai Ceylon Green Silver Sprouts Moroccan Mint Green Spears Assam Green Decaf Matcha Powder Wuyi Oolong Golden Lily Emerald Oolong Oriental Beauty Jade Oolong Osmanthus Oolong Eagle Nest Orange Blossom Oolong Iron Goddess Ginger Peach Oolong Plum Oolong Ever Drop Sechong Oolong Earl Grey Choice Classic English Breakfast Selimbong Darjeeling Monk's Blend Vanilla Rose Tea Royal Gold Blue Earl Grey Decaf Coconut Assam Masala Chai Cacao Chai Coconut Chai Assam Breakfast Yunnan Black Stenthal Darjeeling Assam Black Decaf Nilgiri Black Keemun Congu Lapsang Souchong Pu-erh Sweet Desert Delight Blood Orange Kenya Chai Honeybush Egyptian Chamomile Restful Blend Turkish Spice Mint Red Rooibos Sciliana Mate Carnival Mate

I think this basically depends on where you reside. Around here if you go into a coffee shop no matter which one they better know what a regular coffee is. But then I reside in the land of the Cheeseheads and we like to keep things simple, sometimes too simple but that's another story. And I think that I would skip coffe altogether if I had to order the mouth full you just uttered. Even though in all theroy it sounded pretty tasty.

I go to starbucks and don't get any weird looks when I ask for regular coffee.