Regular naps prevent old age...
By longbangod
@longbangod (1785)
Philippines
June 10, 2008 7:13am CST
I find this very interesting and a bit funny. Though I believe not all people really are able to comprehend the meaning of its lines right away or just by reading it. So I think we need to discuss it just for the benefit of those who might not understand. So I encourage you to write your perception or insight on each line. Actually this is about 20 great lines but I decided to break it into 4 so we could at least concentrate on each line.
1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.
5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
No. 4 is really funny. And I think my wife can relate more on no. 5 
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9 responses
@honeybeemay (371)
• Netherlands
16 Jun 08
That's funny Long! .. the number 1 .. it depends i guess on what vehicles, and what about not sleeping but daydreaming? 
hahahaha.. oh gosh! the number 2-- I already have three now so maybe I will be more the jury..hahaha..
number 3, is funny..pay with a smile but they wanted cash...hahahaha.. and if they don't have five cent in return they'll pay you a candy...hahahaha... good one!
hahahaha.. oh gosh! the number 2-- I already have three now so maybe I will be more the jury..hahaha..
number 3, is funny..pay with a smile but they wanted cash...hahahaha.. and if they don't have five cent in return they'll pay you a candy...hahahaha... good one!
@neildc (17239)
• Lapu-Lapu City, Philippines
14 Jun 08
1. It's dangerous to drive while sleeping, specially with motorcycles.
2. Then have to wives with one child each.
3. We are both left-handed.
4. I let my accountant do it, I can't smile with them.
5. 
3. We are both left-handed.
4. I let my accountant do it, I can't smile with them.
5. @longbangod (1785)
• Philippines
14 Jun 08
I used to drive a motorcycle also Neil back in the Philippines but I didnt experience sleeping while driving. Have you tried it?
@jashley1 (746)
• United States
13 Jun 08
Very cute! I totally agree with them! Thanks for sharing! Number two and three are the best! Yes - finally someone realizes the wives are always right (smile). And I do feel like a referee all the time - and I should know - I use to ref youth soccer when I was a teenager and being a parent is very similar!
You're welcome jashley.
@arlene05kang (277)
• South Korea
14 Jun 08
It's so funny ...I like No. 3. Most of the time , if ever we (me and hubby)have a discussion or argument, I'm always the winner!
@longbangod (1785)
• Philippines
14 Jun 08
Wow, glad to know you always win, thinking he is not a Filipino, hehe.
@leateagee (3667)
• China
10 Jun 08
Very funny kabayan. You certainly forced my lips to be stretched sidewards...both directions. And you got me there...the title...I thought it was something 'medical' related stuff but anyway, you made me smile...which is also partly medical because 'smiling' can be categorize to 'laughter is the best medicine'...am i right? take care =)
@longbangod (1785)
• Philippines
11 Jun 08
Yah I agree with you lea, laughter is the best medicine! and I'm glad that I made you laugh with this post...
@baleleng2008 (917)
• United States
12 Jun 08
lol!That is sooooo funny long but I think I can relate the number 2 bcoz I have two kids and yes I would say I am referee when they start fighting of their toys....nyahhahahahaha!
@longbangod (1785)
• Philippines
14 Jun 08
Leng practice well and wait till you will have 3 or more kids so you would be a good referre...
@dhangski (3194)
• Philippines
10 Jun 08
LOL Long, those are funny. But I think I can relate to No. 2, having one child makes you a parent, having 2 makes you a referee, but what about having 3 kids, all boys, what would that make me? Maybe, I'll end up in a psychiatric ward? hahaha...LOL. Have a nice day!
@longbangod (1785)
• Philippines
11 Jun 08
Before, I also wonder what would I become if I have more than 2 kids. Thanks God I am still a parent, a father to be specific even if I have already 4 kids.
Hi Maids, you have to be strong don't allow yourself to be relocated at the specially built hospital for mentally disturbed patients.
