LADIES! Tell me the truth - do you snore?

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Are you one who wakes your husband up rather than the other way around? Someone whose decibel level would put a jet engine to shame? Someone whose nasal vibratto rattles the rafters? Well, I apparently am. My father was a snorer. I would hurry to bed hoping to fall asleep before he did because I knew I couldn't sleep once his chainsaw motor started. When I moved back in with my mother, her words to me were, "I thought your father was bad." My traveling companion takes earplugs with him that his father had from work to keep the sounds of heavy equipment from damaging his hearing. He says I still wake him up. I've snored at least since 1969 - that's when I was first told about it. I spent the night at a friend's house and woke up with the feeling I was being watched. When I opened my eyes, my friend and her little sister were sitting on the floor giggling (or trying not to). I asked them what the problem was and the little one says, "You snore!!" They both burst out laughing at that point. Of course, I denied it, but I can do so no longer. So, my question is - who else shares this sonic power? I'm pretty sure I'm not the only woman in the world who does this.....or am I?