Comparasion: Aliens vs Kids
By CrashO
@CrashO (698)
Romania
June 19, 2008 6:41am CST
Okey, yes, i'm not ready for being a father! I'm only 21y and i'm not planing to have one soon but here are my arguments why I believe kids are just like aliens so thats why I dont whant them now!:D
Aliens and Kids both:
Makes you fear about their scream all day and night long, they scream for conquering the world and you to be their slave and do all their wishes.
They want to analize everything, know everything, bite/eat everything!
They need you 24/7.
You know they are in the room next to you but you fear they are doing something bad all the time!
They both have no hair on their head!
You are afraid of what their first world would be:
for exemple your afraid that an alien would say the first words "i'm here to kill you" or your kid would say "i love grandma"
So, anyone has more arguments for me?! I'll post them if I have more! :)
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5 responses
@mtgrlz_zerocool (708)
• Romania
20 Jun 08
i think kinds are really nice. i like them a lot. i think that your oppinion will change in time. of course you don't want children at your age. you are very young. no one wants kids at that age. but as you get older i think that you will find that having a kid isn't that bad, especilly if you will find a wife that will take care of the kid. and kids don't look like aliens!! of course they need atention. i think that if you look a little at yourself maybe you will find that you need attention as well from some loved people.
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@kerriannc (4279)
• Jamaica
19 Jun 08
You are young and your arguments will change to positiveness whenever you meet the right person who will claim your heart and set your mind right. Children are nice to have around you. A child scream because they cannot talk and express his/herself. If you grow your child to be clinging he/she will becomes just like that. The first word comes from a child mouth is DADA or PAPA. Even if the deadbeat dad has leave from he/she is just conceived. So you see men should love to have kids because their first word is his name.
All the best.
@CrashO (698)
• Romania
19 Jun 08
yeah, no doubt about that, when you'r ready you are ready! :D
My brother has 2 kids, one is 2y and one a few months, the big one likes to stay with me and watch Mikey mouse on youtube, if I'm not staing with her she starts yelling around and if I let her she would stay 10h with me watching it, but i get bored after 30mins.
@GloomCookieLex (6073)
• United States
19 Jun 08
I disagree. I'm 21, too, but I'm married and I still think children are intolerable. I never want to have any.
@kerriannc (4279)
• Jamaica
19 Jun 08
Persons who doesn't want to have kids is because of their childhood. Remember that you are your own man and not like your parents. Crash as to your niece. She is in love with you and you will always be the favourite uncle. So what is wrong with that.
@GloomCookieLex (6073)
• United States
19 Jun 08
I don't fully understand your analogies, but i get your point. I can't stand kids, either. I never want children.
@Alucifer89 (292)
• India
19 Jun 08
m .. i totally know how u feel, im 18, in a serious relationship with a girl .. who wants to have afamily someday and makes it a point to remind me that every now and then. As for me, eh .. id rather wait for at least 8-9 more years before i commit to starting a family. I am pretty much sure im scared of kids .. hahaha .. most of things uve wrote sound true to me :P ...
@Alucifer89 (292)
• India
19 Jun 08
Oh hell no .. but i sure can see a small 3 year old holdin my neck sayin 'all ur attention and money, or else... ' _
@naseeha (1382)
• India
19 Jun 08
Makes you fear about their scream all day and night long, they scream for conquering the world and you to be their slave and do all their wishes. [b]not all kids scream all the time .Mine doesnt
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They want to analize everything, know everything, bite/eat everything!- Its their way of learning about things. THey study things like how a scientist studies the different aspects of his invention
They need you 24/7. [b]hmmm yes but it does not matter when you love them to the core
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You know they are in the room next to you but you fear they are doing something bad all the time!
They both have no hair on their head!Mine has
You are afraid of what their first world would be:
for exemple your afraid that an alien would say the first words "i'm here to kill you" or your kid would say "i love grandma" I dont find anything wrong in that..
I was just giving my counterarguments. Maybe when you are a little older and have your own kid you will learn to tolerate them lol
