Make me laugh....

one day harry came upon a big long ladder that stretched into the clouds, hed walk this way everyday but this ladder was never there before. curious and brave he begin to climb. eventually he climb into the layers of cloud, and saw this rather large homely woman lying here on a cloud. she spoke: take me now or climb the ladder to success, harry figured success had to be better than this, so he continued climbing. he came upon another level of clouds, and found a thinner, cuter woman than before. she also spoke: take me now or climb the ladder to success, harry saw that his luck was changing so he continue his climb. on another level of cloud he found a rather attractive woman with not so bad of a figure. she stated: take me now or climb the ladder to success! harry really like his advantage now, he climb quickly and deftly, and sure enough, on the next level, he found a gorgeous, lithe, well endowed woman lying seductively on the cloud. "take me now or climb the ladder to success" she huskily whispered. harry couldn't believe his eyes, but his greed got the best of him. he climb to the next level, expecting aphrodite or similar. suddenly the ladder ends, and a latch closes behind him. he looks over to see a 400 pound 6 foot 8 hairy biker looking guy with tatoos. the biker gets up and walk menacingly toward harry. apprehensively, harry whispers, "who are you" the biker answers "im cess".

Three Catholic priests had decided to go fishing together. One priest was very elderly, the second middle aged, and the third young and fresh from semenary. When they had reached the middle of the lake, the elderly priest reached into the bottom of the boat, looked down in confusion for a minute, and then said "Shoot, I left the worms on the shore. I'll be right back." He then got up, walked across the water to the shore, got the worms, walked back, got into the boat, and baited his hooked. A couple hours later, they decided it was time for lunch. The middle aged priest looked for the sandwhiches and realized they had left them in the car. "I'll be right back," he said. He then walked across the water, onto the shore, went to the car, got the sandwhiches, walked back across the water, and got into the boat. Now, the young priest had been watching all of this in amazement. Surely, he thought, if they can walk on water, so can I. My faith is just as strong as theirs. What could I need to go on shore for? He looked around the boat. "We don't have any drinks. I'll go get them." The young priest then got up, stepped out of the boat, and fell into the lake. The elderly priest and the middled aged priest priest looked at eachother. "Maybe we should have told him about the stepping stones."

I always wanted to be a joker and wear funny clothes and work for a king. I guess today is my lucky day!! How are you today, your majesty?

At a local hospital, there was a baby boy who was born without eyelids. The doctors at the hospital were in a quandary on what to do for him. One of the doctors came up with a very good way in order for the baby boy to have eyelids. When time came for him to have a circumcision, the doctors constructed new eyelids from the foreskin. He's doing fine now......he's just a bit cockeyed.

Rachel falling through Triliogy doors!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!