Total Destruction!!
By flatlander
@flatlander (45)
United States
June 22, 2008 1:24pm CST
Hi all!!!I have a REALLY Crappy FORD.. For six days I have tried to repair this thing to no avail.. The time has come to seek my vengence on this car, and do some well earned stress reduction therapy. So, I am going to pick a date then contact all the media plus go online when I take my revenge. Any ideas? I intend to totally destroy this car, and send it back to the FORD company. God forgives, I DON'T..
1 response
@Wizzywig (7847)
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22 Jun 08
Ha, nice idea - will look forward to the pictures. If there are any useful/working/saleable bits I'd take them off first. After all, Ford are hardly gonna do an inventory to see if its all there. Think I'd peel off the trim, kick in the lights, brick thru the windscreen - can I do that bit??? I trust you have a sledge hammer (and a good physio for afterwards!!)
@flatlander (45)
• United States
22 Jun 08
I guess I was a wee bit "over the edge" with my comment, but you don't know how much this car grind me up!!! I consider myself a fair mechanic, able to fix most anything out here in the country, But this car..... I think i'll render it into the smallest pieces, axe,torch, hammers (the big ones] then, I'll pull it out to the field with the dozer, run it over a few times, then blow it up. As a matter of fact, I think this wil be part of my Fourth of July celebration!!! Then go out and buy a Chevy!!!! Either way my Daughter is going to film it, says she's gonna put it on u-tube, and the rest... I might go all out, suit,cape,mask and the rest!!! Invite the friends for some group therapy! sounds like fun,huh?? I'll anounce invites online telling when on my farm!!
@Wizzywig (7847)
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22 Jun 08
Oh yeah, the suit,cape & mask is a nice touch.Now,here's a thought ... why not invite your local Chevvy dealer (or even the manufacturers - sorry,dont know who that is, being not very knowledgable on car manufacturers AND living in England ... no hope for me eh?)and tell him/them he/they can use your film for publicity - IF he/they give(s) you an amazing deal on the new car ... or, better yet, just gives you the car - full stop!!
