What is the coolest, funniest or your favourite saying/phrase?

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Hello What's your favourtie phrase? Or maybe it's a funny or cool saying! Please post it! Here are some of my favourite sayings: 1) You should live to eat, not eat to live 2) Be nice to your children. Afterall, they are the ones that chose your resthome! 3) Boy says to girl: Honey, I would die for you Girl: How about now? 4) Girl says to boy: Isn't this romantic? I wan't to dance like this forever! Boy: Are you serious? Don't you want to improve? 5) Confucius say: he who walk sideways through a sliding-door at airport is going to bangkok!