Lets Laugh Together...Post ur Jokes?!
By trustinnerd
@trustinnerd (286)
Indonesia
June 25, 2008 12:23am CST
let me start..my favourite jokes
Little Johnny...
Teacher :"Four crows are on the fence.The farmers shoots one.How many are left?"
Little Johnny:"None."
Teacher:"Can you explain that answer?"
Little Johnny:"One is shot,the others fly away.There r none left."
Teacher:"Well,that isnt the correct answers,but i like the way you thinking!."
Little Johnny:"Teacher can i ask u something?"
Teacher:"sure."
Little Johnny:"There are 3 womens in the ice cream parlor.One is licking,one is bitting,n one is sucking her ice cream cone.Which one is married?"
Teacher:"The one sucking the cone."
Little Johnny:"No.the one with the wedding ring on,but i like the way you think!"
haha..LOL
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@vipulchawla (2220)
• India
21 Jul 08
Nice one.. here i put my contribution..
Governance System in a Family ..
As a daily habit Pintu was reading newspaper. Suddenly he asked his father, " Dad! What does it mean by 'Governance System' ? "
" Its Like...", father said while thinking, " See! I earn and bring money to home, mean's I am a 'Money Holder'. Your mother decides where and how to spend that money and that means she is 'Government'. That maid in our home is doing all the household works, so she will be 'Labour Class'. You are a 'Common man' or 'Public'. Your kid brother is 'Future' or the 'Next Generation', understand?".
That day Pintu slept with all those thoughts. In the middle of the night he woke-up because his kid brother was crying. He wetted the matrices so he was crying. Pintu went to woke-up his mother. She was in deep sleep so Pintu went to the Maiden's room to wake her up. But there his father was sleeping with the maid. So he came back with frustration.
Next morning father asked Pintu, " Hey Pintu Darling! You understood the 'Governance System'? ".
Pintu replied, " Yeah Dad, I understood! When money Holder is exploiting Labour Class, our Government is sleeping. Future of our nation is crying for not getting their basic needs fulfilled and in all this Common Man is suffering!"
@heartonfire (4119)
• Denmark
26 Jun 08
The Pheasant, The Bull, and Moralizing
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There was once an old pheasant who was chatting with a bull. The pheasant said, ''I would love to get on top of that yonder tree, but I haven't got the energy''.
''Well,'' said the bull, ''why don't you eat some of my dung? It's packed with nutrients.''
So the pheasant ate some dung and found that it gave him enough energy to get to the first branch. The next day, he ate some more and it gave him the energy to get to the next branch. This cycle continued for a week. Finally, the pheasant was at the top of the tree, whereupon he was spotted by the farmer who ran into the barn, came out with a shotgun, and shot the pheasant right out of the tree.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Bullsh-t might take you to the top but it won't keep you there.
