Lies Lies Lies

I will take one at a time and reason logically (or otherwise) 1. Your real age is not 63. I don't think you are someone who would lie about that so I know how old you are and it is not 63. 2. The Year 2525 was by some dudes from Nebraska which is in somewhere that's not England. As you are English, that one is probably not true. Although you did put a discussion here earlier which may have suggested this as a possibility. 3. You have only ever mentioned one daughter (not including surrogates) and one wife so I don't think that one is true. 4.If you had met Mikhael Gorbechev, why would anybody care about that? I know a bloke who wrote a blurb for a book by some other bloke. That's more interesting than meeting MG so that's possibly true but I don't know why you would have met him. I can't think of a reason and he isn't the kind of fellow you meet randomly so I don't think it is true. 5. Eww. You'd have probably lost count after abou 100 so you wouldn't know. 6. You are quite young to have had bypass surgery although it is possible. This is the most likely so far. 7. Allergic to chocolate? I don't think that's true. You're not allergic to virtual chocolate. I don't know why but I just don't believe this one. 8. Lottery, eh? Could be. You have mentioned in other posts that you are financially solvent while not working so this could be true although not likely. I guess someone has to win it though. Hmmm... 9. I don't think you have any pets so you don't have a pet monkey. Your wife wouldn't let you. 10. Drive a Bentley? You're all enviro-friendly. Do they make eco-Bentleys? Well, it would have to be a really new one if you do have one because it only came out this year. So this is quite possible and sensible. So let's see: Bypass surgery, lottery or Bentley. I am inclined to choose that you have a Bentley. I have dismissed bypass surgery because I just don't think you have and, while you may have had a lottery win, I don't think it is likely to have been that amount. So, in my logical conclusion, I have come to logically conclude that you own a Bentley.

LOL. Not knowing anything about you except what I've gathered from your posts that I've read, I'm going waaaaay out on a limb and saying number 1.

Number one is false, in fishy years AND human years. Number two could be true and if it is I'd like to hear it, but I think that's false too. Number three is false, you've only got one real daughter and errrrm, I think two 'adopted' ones. Number four..........errrrm.............I'd say is false. Number five.........probably not, but I refuse to comment on such a sordid thing, naughty Uncle Fishy! Number six errrrm, maybe, but maybe not............I'll plump for false. Number seven arrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Please don't even joke about such a thing!!!!!!!! FALSE!!!! Number 8..........hmmm, well, if that's true, can I please borrow a fiver? :P I think that's false. Number nine I think is false, but you may have an invisible one that lives in your attic. Number 10 I would so like to be true.........so, I'll say THIS IS TRUE! :)

I bet you met Mikhail gorbachev - what's the prize? xxxx

I'm guessing that you had three daughters in a previous marriage. Oh and "in the year 2525: was my favorite song back in the day...can't remember who did it...keep thinking 3 dog nite but i know thats wrong. so tell me...who.

Hi P1kef1sh, I know a little about you and from that I may be at an advantage as I know what car you drive and how old you are so I am going with Mikhael Gorbachev as being the truthful statement. Ellie :D

Well,if you were allergic to chocolate you would have told us about that in your discussion when you received a box of candy,If you won the lottery you would have told us, so we could share in the excitement. I think the sixth one could be true that you have had heart bypass surgery and if not I hope I don't jink you ..That would suck..I would love to have a pet monkey..

I think every one of those ten things is true. It would be such a shame if only one of them were true. They look like good things about you and would make you a very interesting person.

I think that I have read that discussions about someone here was famous or something like that. It doesn't matter to me as long as your happy. I will not guess the 1-10 that is your business. Like I said as long as you are happy with your life; that's good enough for me. Have a good one.

I think you had a one hit wonder...At least, I'm going with that one. I'm starting one of these. LOL!

I'm going to go with #6, heart bypass surgery. 1/Your profile says that you're only 50. 2/Who didn't have a one hit wonder in the 60s? You, as you were only 3-13. 3/You only ever talk about one daughter, though she has lots of friends. 4/I don't know if you've ever met, or would want to meet, Mr. Gorbachev, but I suppose it's possible. 5/If you're that big a stud, you must be in a record-book somewhere! But I think that's unlikely, too, as that's generally a number reserved for actors in the adult-film industry. 6/Not trying to appear insensitive, but this seems the most likely. 7/You recently wrote of Nova sending you U.S. candy, including several chocolate bars, so I think that allergy is highly improbable. 8/If you won that kind of money, what the hell are you doing on myLot?! Why aren't you traveling or something?! 9/Honestly, why would anyone want a pet monkey? Other than those weirdos that treat them like human children, but in real life? Seriously... And anyway, you'd have mentioned it in a discussion somewhere! 10/Again--if you drive a Bentley, why are you spending time on here, instead of driving your showpiece around town?

I'm going to go with Mikhael Gorbachev, as it seems the most likely of the bunch.

Are you 63?

This is what i get for going to work and not being here to win..but can i be your pet?..this way you can kinda claim that I've won for number 9 and be a winner too..so i'm not a monkey but i like fruit.. xoxoxoxoxo

I think number 5 is the true one. How come this is still here and Nova's was deleted?

you gave away the answer to soon p1ke.i just had to read everyone elses responses to find the answer.i was going to say number 5.lol.you will have to give us another quizz.cheers sue

At a guess ..number 4

the first one is true that you are 63 years old

hey pikefish, I pick no.3.

lol.it is really very interesting funs with this commention..haha.i think you really have done a lof of trye thing..i think 3,5,7,10 is true.right? you are humorous man indeed.and i am glad to know you, my freind. good luck